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Friday, April 26, 2013

A Coupon You Might Need

This coupon entitles bearer to one free hug.

A hug has...
No moving parts, no batteries, no monthly payments, and no fees.
It's inflation-proof and non-taxable.
In fact, it is quite relaxable.
It can't be stolen, won't pollute, one size fits all, will not dilute.
It uses little energy, but yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress, invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
and elevates your self-esteem!
Your circulation it corrects, without unpleasant side-effects.
It is the perfect drug.
There is nothing like a simple hug!

{And of course, it is fully returnable!}


[redeemable from any participating human being]
{expires day after eternity}


*My mom shared this with me.
She found it in AMERICA'S FAVORITE COUPON BOOK.
I thought it was worth sharing.  Hug someone today!

2 comments:

Thanks so much for taking the time to comment! I read each and every one, and truly enjoy "conversations" with you! ~Sally